I first read this in someone's blog and thought it fit to reproduce here....a good one to laugh out loud.
Samy Vellu and his driver, Muniandy, were cruising along a Sungai Siput country road one evening when an old dog loomed in front of the car. Muniandy tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old dog was killed. Samy Vellu told Muniandy to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.
About an hour later, Muniandy staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Samy Vellu.
"Well," Muniandy replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters were so happy they kept kissing me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Samy Vellu.
"I said I'm Samy Vellu's driver and I just killed the old dog".
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3 comments:
GOOD one! :)
Why removed? I presumed must be bad.I feel sorry for the guy.Every time I asked, a lot of bad vibes on him.In fact, from almost every one on the street, I mean from the Malays, Chinese & mostly from the entire Indian community.Can some one tell me what has he done to deserve all these crap.Even his closest buddy,the one & only Dr Mahathir is also telling him to get lost.Must be really bad la.
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